You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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