Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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