I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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