I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
