Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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