I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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