office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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