Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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