soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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