I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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