Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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