Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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