I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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