i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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