Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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