SEEEEXXX PLEASE
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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