Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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