Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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