I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
