I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Houston, we have a squirter
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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