she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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