Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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