So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize