I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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