Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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