so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Randomize
