He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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