I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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