is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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