I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
