i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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