Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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