So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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