Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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