opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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