why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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