lets start a swedish sibling band together
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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