I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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