Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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