have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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