My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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