Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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