The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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