i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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