Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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