If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
