so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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