Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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