The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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