shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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