girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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