Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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