so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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