Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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