So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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