my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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