when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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