Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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