whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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