so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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