So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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